Mama hates drama

Ugh, it just drives me batty. It's unnecessary 99% of the time. When I get dragged into it involuntarily, it's even worse. Why should I have to clean up the mess you created?! Blech. It makes me nauseous and just wanna run and hide under a sand dune and wait it out.

Just shoot me. I'll be under the sand dune til the sky is clear again.